What You Really Wanted for Christmas

What You Really Wanted for Christmas

There’s nothing worse than opening up your gifts on Christmas and not one of them is a sex toy. Seriously, do your friends and family even know you? Don’t worry, we know what you really wanted for Christmas, so we’ve made a very naughty list that will have even Santa checking you twice. Offering a large range of dildos, anal toys, bondage, butt plugs, fetish toys and vibrators Australia wide, we are sure to fill any hole left by the emptiness of your Christmas experience. 

Penis & Vaginal Pleasure

Didn’t get any pleasure during Christmas? Need a bit of extra release after the stressful holiday season? We got chu boo…

PDX Elite Vibrating Roto Teazer

If you haven’t tried this uniquely innovative toy, you are in for a real treat. With rotational pleasure in two directions and 10 functions of vibration, the combinations are endless. The only problem you’ll have with the PDX is not wanting to put it away. 

Happy Ending Just Add Water Whack Pack Sleeve

Activated by water, this masturbation sleeve is oh-so-convenient! Stretchy and self-lubricating, this Whack Pack sleeve is designed to give you maximum pleasure, easily in the palm of your hand. Plus, it's simple to clean, so you can use it again and again and again…

Satisfyer Pro 2+ 

Ahhhhh the Satisfyer Pro… we have no words. Designed to envelop the entire clitoris by creating a seal against the body, this toy features 10 vibration settings and 11 pressure wave levels, to get you wherever you need to be. This sensational item can be used with partners too! 

Couple Toys

Didn’t get enough play time with your partner(s) over the holidays? There’s nothing hotter than watching your partner get off on a new toy. Add a little extra to your relationship with a new couple toy, perfect for sharing the fun. 

Anal Pleasure

From beads to plugs, we have your anal desires sorted! 

Firefly Trainer Kit

Whether you’re a seasoned pro or just starting an anal play journey, this Firefly kit is the ideal addition to any toy collection. With three sizes in the kit, these anal plugs glow in the dark so you can find them even when the lights are dim.  

Shots Silicone Anal Beads

Designed to be pulled out at the point of climax, Shots are highly functional and are finished with a love heart at the tip, cute enough to display. 

Want Some Extra Pleasure?


Got a daddy, master, mistress or sir you want to appease? Be a good little sub or rope bunny and get some new bondage toys to reign in the new year with your play pal. 


Keep your partner(s) in check during pet or bondage play and make sure they know who owns them in the bedroom with a new collar


Did you deserve a spanking for Christmas and didn’t get one? From slappers, floggers, paddles, crops and canes, Flirt has the impact toy to ensure you get the pleasure (or pain) you crave or beg for. 

Whether you’re playing alone or with a partner, with this epic list of playful fun, you’re sure to forget all about those holiday sorrows. Treat yourself to some sexy toys, you know you deserve it! 

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